You Better Run - Motörhead

You Better Run

Motörhead

I got no reason, to lie to you

What´s in the cards, that´s what I do

I was born a-running and laughing out loud

With my feet on the ground and my head in the clouds

You better run, oh baby you better run

I got a blade like lightning, silver bullets in my gun

I´m short and I´m tall, I´m black and I´m white

Sometimes I be wrong, sometimes I be right

I´m iron & steel, I´m bad to the bone

You come looking for trouble, honey don´t you come alone

I seen ´em come and I seen ´em go,

I seen things and seen people, that nobody knows

I´m talking in pictures and I´m painting them black,

I seen Satan coming honey in a big black Cadillac

Judas Priest - Painkiller

Painkiller

Judas Priest

Faster than a bullet
Terrifying scream
Enraged and full of anger
He's half man and half machine
Rides the metal monster
Breathing smoke and fire
Closing in with vengeance soaring high

He is the painkiller
This is the painkiller

Planets devastated
Mankind's on its knees
A saviour comes from out the skies
In answer to their pleas
Through boiling clouds of thunder
Blasting bolts of steel
Evils going under deadly wheels

He is the painkiller
This is the painkiller

Faster than a lazer bullet
Louder than an atom bomb
Chromium plated boiling metal
Brighter than a thousand suns

Flying high on rapture
Stronger free and brave
Nevermore encaptured
They've been brought back from the grave
With mankind resurrected
Forever to survive
Returns from Armageddon to the skies

He is the painkiller
This is the painkiller
Wings of steel painkiller
Deadly wheels painkiller

He is the painkiller
This is the painkiller
He is the painkiller
This is the painkiller
Pain, pain, killer, killer
Pain, pain, killer, killer

[Incomprehensible] pain killer

Christian Woman - Type O Negative

Christian Woman

Type O Negative

A cross upon her bedroom wall

From grace she will fall

An image burning in her mind

And between her thighs

A dying God-man full of pain

When will you cum again?

Before him beg to serve or please

On your back or knees

There's no forgiveness for her sins

Prefers punishment?

Would you suffer eternally

Or internally?

For her lust

She'll burn in hell

Her soul done medium well

All through mass manual stimulation

Salvation

Body of Christ

She needs

The body of Christ

She'd like to know God

Ooh love God

Feel her God

Inside of here - deep inside of her

Jesus Christ looks like me

-- 

Max Reinhold Jahnke

http://www.jahnke.net.br

The Rolling Stones - You Can't Always Get What You Want

You Can't Always Get What You Want

The Rolling Stones

I saw her today at the reception

A glass of wine in her hand.

I knew she was gonna meet her connection,

At her feet was a footloose man.

And you can't always get what you want,

Honey, you can't always get what you want.

You can't always get what you want

But if you try sometimes, yeah,

You just might find you get what you need!

I went down to the demonstration

To get our fair share of abuse,

Singing, "We gonna vent our frustration."

If we don't we're gonna blow a fifty amp fuse.

So, I went to the Chelsea Drugstore

To get your prescription filled.

I was standing in line with my friend, Mr. Jimmy.

And man, did he look pretty ill.

We decided that we would have a soda,

My favorite flavour was cherry red.

I sing this song to my friend, Jimmy,

And he said one word to me and that was "dead."

And I said to him

And you can't always get what you want, honey.

You can't always get what you want.

You can't always get what you want.

But if you try sometimes, yeah,

You just might find you get what you need!

I saw her today at the reception.

In her glass was a bleeding man.

She was practiced at the art of deception;

I could tell by her blood-stained hands.

And you can't always get what you want, honey.

You can't always get what you want.

You can't always get what you want,

But if you try sometimes, yeah,

You just might find you get what you need!

And you can't always get what you want, honey,

You can't always get what you want,

You cant always get what you want,

But if you try sometimes, yeah,

You just might find you get what you need

--

Max Reinhold Jahnke

http://www.jahnke.net.br

Wander Wildner

Wander Wildner é meu cantor e compositor brasileiro preferido. Apesar de ter escrito músicas lendárias como Bebendo Vinho, que foi popularizada pela banda Ira!, infelizmente ele é bem pouco conhecido. Das músicas dele, a minha música preferida é a Hippie-Punk-Rajneesh. Pena que não achei um vídeo melhor. :(

Hippie-Punk-Rajneesh

Você disse que eu tinha que mudar
Você disse que o quente é viajar
Você disse cabelo grande é o astral
Você disse o amor agora é grupal

Comprei uma moto velha toda coxa
Uma mochila cheia de pedrinha roxa
E sai pra ver o mundo alucinado
E você me chamou de alienado

Nunca mais eu ouço você
Nunca mais eu caio do beliche
Vou juntar tudo pra ser
Um hippie-punk-rajneesh
Um hippie-punk-rajneesh

Você disse que eu tinha que mudar
Você disse que o quente é meditar
Você disse sem cabelo é o certo
Você disse o amor é o inferno
É o inferno

Botei fora à moto, as pedras e o dinheiro
Fiquei careca e cantava o dia inteiro
Hare Krisna, Krisna, Krisna Hare, Hare
Você disse meu deus, sai dessa, pare

Nunca mais eu ouço você
Nunca mais eu caio do beliche
Vou juntar tudo pra ser
Um hippie-punk-rajneesh
Um hippie-punk-rajneesh

Você disse que eu tinha que mudar
Você disse o quente agora é cheirar
Você disse o cabelo agora é curto
Você disse o amor agora é bruto
Agora é bruto

Botei prego e tachinha no nariz
Comprei roupa toda preta e uma corrente
Descobri a besteira que eu fiz
Quando você me chamou de indecente

Nunca mais eu ouço você
Nunca mais eu caio do beliche
Vou juntar tudo pra ser
Um hippie-punk-rajneesh
Um hippie-punk-rajneesh

Nunca mais eu ouço você
Nunca mais eu caio do beliche
Vou juntar tudo pra ser
Um hippie-punk-rajneesh
Um hippie-punk-rajneesh

The Bee Gees - I Started a Joke

Acho que essa é única música do Bee Gees que eu reconheço e talvez a única que eu goste. Engraça do que eu só conheci ela por causa de um cover do Faith No More, outra banda que não sou capaz de reconhecer nenhuma outra música. =)

Perform This Way (Parodia de "Born This Way" da Lady Gaga)

Gostei pra caramba dessa paródia que o Weird Al fez da música Born This Way da Lady Gaga:

Perform This Way

My mama told me when I was hatched
Act like a superstar
Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress
And someday you will go far
Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss
The press follows everywhere I go
I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this
Back off and enjoy the show!

I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display
Well, they can bite me, baby -- I perform this way
I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees
It doesn't mean I'm crazy -- I perform this way

Ooo, my little monsters pay... lots 'cause I perform this way
Baby, I perform this way
Ooo, don't worry, I'm okay... hey, I just perform this way
I'm not crazy, I perform this way

I'll be a troll or evil queen
I'll be a human jelly bean
'Cause every day is Halloween
For me...

I'm so completely original
My new look is all the rage
I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck
And set fire to myself on stage
Weird Al Yankovic Perform This Way lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic-perform-this-way-lyrics.html

I'll wear a porcupine on my head
On a W-H-I-M
And for no reason now I'll sing in French
Excusez-moi, Qui a pété? (Who cut the cheese?)

Got my straight jacket today, it's made of gold lamé
No, not because I'm crazy - I perform this way
I strap prime rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat
I'll bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way

Don't be offended when you see
My latest pop monstrosity
I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre
I'm Frankenstein, I'm Avatar
There's nothing too embarrassing
I'll honestly do anything
But wear white after Labor Day
'Cause baby, I perform this way

Hope you won't think it's cliché if I go nude today
Don't call the cops now, baby, I perform this way
No reason I should regret all the attention I get
I'm not completely crazy, I perform this way, yeah

I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey
I'm always deviating from the norm this way-hey
I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey
I'm really not insane -- I just perform this way-hey

Tomb Raider "Turning Point" trailer

"A Survivor is Born"

Em geral eu tento não me deixar animar demais por causa de trailers, pois estes costumam ter a incrível capacidade de me decepcionar, mas esse do próximo Tomb Raider, está animal, tão animal, que resolvi dar uma pesquisada para ver o que há de novo. Mas antes disso, vamos ao trailer:

Claro que os gráficos ficaram excelentes, com um realismo incrível e com cenas dignas de filmes de ação de hollywood, mas são cenas pré-renderizadas, então nem adianta usar isso para tentar deduzir como serão os gráficos do jogo, mas talvez possamos deduzir que os responsáveis pela direção do jogo saibam como botar bastante adrenalina e tensão no jogo... além disso, esse trailer infelizmente não revela nada de muito instigante sobre a história: Lara acaba indo parar num lugar inóspito e tem que se virar para sobreviver, como ocorreu em todos os outros jogos dela. Mas talvez há alguma salvação para a história, já que o foco será em como ela adquiriu as habilidades que possui em outros jogos.

De qualquer forma, ainda assim fui atrás das novidades: no próximo vídeo tem um pouco do gameplay do jogo, infelizmente bem pouco é mostrado, mas o jogo pareceu ter grande interatividade com o ambiente, o que sempre é agradável. Mas confesso que fiquei meio receoso, lembro que antes de lançarem Splinter Cell: Conviction, um dos vídeos mostrava ambientes complexos, com a possibilidade de usar mesas para bloquear portas e até mesmo jogar caixas e cadeiras e outros objetos do cenário nos inimigos, mas tudo isso sumiu quando o jogo finalmente foi lançado. Fiquei meio decepcionado, espero que isso não aconteça novamente.

Para ser sincero, nunca gostei desses jogos da Lara Croft, mas este eu pelo menos vou baixar o demo. \,,/_

Lady Gaga - Born This Way

Born This Way é o nome de uma música, e de um album, da Lady Gaga. Ela me chamou atenção por causa da introdução com tema syfy. Claro que a letra não está diretamente relacionada com a introdução alienígena, mas o ritmo ainda é muito bom e gostoso de ouvir. Confira o videoclipe abaixo e aproveite para ler a letra no final desse post.

Born This Way

It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M
Just put your paws up
'Cause you were born this way, baby

My mama told me when I was young
We are all born superstars
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir

"There's nothin' wrong with lovin' who you are"
She said, "'cause he made you perfect, babe"
"So hold your head up, girl and you'll go far
Listen to me when I say"

I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Ooo, there ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way

Ooo, there ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be!

Give yourself prudence
And love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice your truth

In the religion of the insecure
I must be myself, respect my youth

A different lover is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-M (hey, hey, hey)
I love my life, I love this record and
Mi amore vole fe yah (love needs faith)

I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Ooo, there ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way

Ooo, there ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Whether you're broke or evergreen
You're black, white, beige, chola descent
You're Lebanese, you're orient
Whether life's disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied or teased
Rejoice and love yourself today
'Cause baby, you were born this way

No matter gay, straight or bi
Lesbian, transgendered life
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born to survive
No matter black, white or beige
Chola or orient made
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born to be brave

I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Ooo, there ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way

Ooo, there ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

I was born this way, hey!
I was born this way, hey!
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way, hey!

I was born this way, hey!
I was born this way, hey!
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way, hey!

The World Is Just Awesome

Esqueci de falar no post anterior, mas a tirinha original, xkcd Loves the Discovery Channel foi baseada num vídeo da Discovery Channel. Esse vídeo:

I Love XKCD

Adoro esse vídeo. Vira e mexe escuto a música novamente:

Ocean Sky

"Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy

They see me rollin'

Calculus Rhapsody

Calculus Rhapsody é mais um vídeo com música relacionada a matemática, a vergonha alheia é altíssima, mas até que letra ficou legal.

Calculus Rhapsody
Por Phil Kirk & Mike Gospel

Is this x defined?
Is f continuous?
How do you find out?
You can use the limit process.

Approach from both sides,
The left and the right and meet.
Im a just a limit, defined analytically

Functions continuous,
Theres no holes,
No sharp points,
Or asymptotes.

Any way this graph goes
It is differentiable for me for me.

All year, in Calculus
Weve learned so many things
About which we are going to sing

We can find derivatives
And integrals
And the area enclosed between two curves.

Y prime oooh
Is the derivative of y
Y equals x to the n, dy/dx
Equals n times x
To the n-1.

Other applications
Of derivatives apply
If y is divided or multiplied
You use the quotient
And product rules

And dont you forget
To do the dance

Also oooh (dont forget the chain rule)
Before you are done,
You gotta remember to multiply by the chain

(Instrumental solo)

I need to find the area under a curve
Integrate! Integrate! You can use the integration

Raise exponent by one multiply the reciprocal
Plus a constant
Plus a constant
Add a constant
Add a constant
Add a constant labeled C
(Labeled C-ee-ee-ee-ee)

Im just a constant
Nobody loves me.
Hes just a constant
Might as well just call it C 
Never forget to add the constant C

Can you find the area between f and g
In-te-grate f and then integrate g
(then subtract)
To revolve around the y-axis
(integrate)
outer radius squared minus inner radius squared
(multiplied)
multiplied by pi
(multiply)

Multiply the integral by pi!

Pi tastes real good with whipped cream!

Mama-Mia, Mama-Mia
Mama-Mia let me go.
Pre-calculus did not help me to prepare for Calculus, for Calculus, help me! 

So you think you can find out the limit of y?
So you think youll find zero and have it defined
Oh baby cant define that point baby
Its undefined
Goes to positive and negative infinity

Oooh. Oooh yeah, oooh yeah.
Differentiation
Anyone can see
Any mere equation
It is differentiable for me.

(Any way this graph goes)

Finite Simple Group (of Order Two)

Lyrics

The path of love is never smooth
But mine’s continuous for you
You’re the upper bound in the chains of my heart
You’re my Axiom of Choice, you know it’s true

But lately our relation’s not so well-defined
And I just can’t function without you
I’ll prove my proposition and I’m sure you’ll find
We’re a finite simple group of order two

I’m losing my identity
I’m getting tensor every day
And without loss of generality
I will assume that you feel the same way

Since every time I see you, you just quotient out
The faithful image that I map into
But when we’re one-to-one you’ll see what I’m about
‘Cause we’re a finite simple group of order two

Our equivalence was stable,
A principal love bundle sitting deep inside
But then you drove a wedge between our two-forms
Now everything is so complexified

When we first met, we simply connected
My heart was open but too dense
Our system was already directed
To have a finite limit, in some sense

I’m living in the kernel of a rank-one map
From my domain, its image looks so blue,
‘Cause all I see are zeroes, it’s a cruel trap
But we’re a finite simple group of order two

I’m not the smoothest operator in my class,
But we’re a mirror pair, me and you,
So let’s apply forgetful functors to the past
And be a finite simple group, a finite simple group,
Let’s be a finite simple group of order two
(Oughter: “Why not three?”)

I’ve proved my proposition now, as you can see,
So let’s both be associative and free
And by corollary, this shows you and I to be
Purely inseparable. Q. E. D.--
Max Reinhold Jahnke
http://www.ime.usp.br/~jahnke

Timothy Gowers: The Importance of Mathematics

Timothy Gowers é um matemático britânico, ganhador da Medalha Fiels e abaixo segue uma palestra onde explica a importância da matemática.

Depoimento da professora Amanda Gurgel

Symphony of Science - The Big Beginning

Lyrics:

[Hawking]
We observe that distant galaxies are moving away from us
They must have been closer together in the past

It was the beginning of the universe
And of time itself
Anything that happened before the big bang
Could not affect what happened after

[Dawkins]
The poetry of the expanding universe
The poetry of the complexity of life
We're not normally equipped to understand
And science gives it to us

Science is opening your eyes
To the wonderfulness of what's there
Science is opening your eyes
To the poetry of the expanding universe

[Sagan]
The early cosmos was everywhere white hot
But then as time passed
The radiation expanded and cooled

Then little pockets of gas began to grow
Steadily brightening, we call them the galaxies

[Shears]
In the big bang we had equal amounts of matter and anti-matter
And as soon as they met eachother,
They annihliated together

And this battle played out
Whilst the universe expanded
In its first minute of exisistence

[DeGrasse Tyson]
It's not all that hard to detect the big bang
All you need to do is change the channel
Until you come between two stations

About one percent of the snow and noise
Comes from the big bang itself
We're all eavesdropping
On the birth pains of the cosmos

Le premier bonheur du jour

LE PREMIER BONHEUR DU JOUR (Paroles: Frank Gérald / Musique: Jean Renard, 1963) Françoise Hardy (France) Le premier bonheur du jour C'est un ruban de soleil Qui s'enroule sur ta main Et caresse mon épaule C'est le souffle de la mer Et la plage qui attend C'est l'oiseau qui a chanté Sur la branche du figuier Le premier chagrin du jour C'est la porte qui se ferme La voiture qui s'en va Le silence qui s'installe Mais bien vite tu reviens Et ma vie reprend son cours Le dernier bonheur du jour C'est la lampe qui s'éteint